Tag: anecdote

  • the coolest apology i ever got

    the coolest apology i ever got

    Sometimes people in their teens or early 20s rock up in my discord, and stay for years, and become proper adults. This only happens if they don’t get banned for irritating me, but I’m surprised how often that happens. I can’t imagine being cool or thoughtful or insightful at that age, but some of ’em…

  • probability is hard to think about

    so i was working on a game. the game has haystacks sometimes. if you set fire to the haystack, there’s a one in six chance that when it burns away, it turns out to contain a treasure chest! you can get some loot i implement this. much later, QA reports a bug: the chance of…

  • at a chip shop in scotland,

    at a chip shop in scotland,

    i ordered a “sausage in batter” and the woman i ordered it from gave me a look like i was the stupidest prick in the world and said “we only do them in batter”. i said “i’m just reading off the menu”. she rolled her eyes. the menu was next to us both, large backlit…

  • randomly remembered the time i met palmer luckey when the oculus dk2 was new. i was like, “positional tracking is super cool, but the camera is a bummer. keen for in a few years when you can do it without an external camera” he goes “no, that will never happen. it’s impossible”